WizKid ([info]dnfnr) wrote,
@ 2005-07-24 22:15:00
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this is scentifically proven fact.....i love you Cliff Claven
One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the" Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm:



"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.

And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of

the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.!

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.

But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."



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[info]thesonikassault
2005-07-25 08:44 am UTC (link)
XXX

ps i want my shirt times ten!!!

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[info]dnfnr
2005-07-25 05:27 pm UTC (link)
well you have to call me then i have it in my truck at all times so i can give it to you the next time we meet...

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[info]mormonmike
2005-07-25 07:22 pm UTC (link)
holy goodness.. that's the best arguement for drinking i've ever heard

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[info]xprofoundhatred
2005-07-25 08:01 pm UTC (link)
Dude...

I'm never going another night sober again.

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[info]dnfnr
2005-07-26 03:12 am UTC (link)
SOBER!?!?!?!?!?!?! WIZARDS DO NOT SOBER UNLESS BEING TORTURED BEYOND SUPERHUMAN ENDURANCE BY WICKED SWEET MAGIC NINJAS!!!!!!!!!WOO-HA!!

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